Q: When can THREE GIANT DINOSAURS get together under one small umbrella and not get wet?

A: When it's not raining!

 

Q:What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: Want to go for a spin?

 

Q: Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?

A: Because you might step in a poodle!

Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!

Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: I lava you!

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature!

Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!

Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!

Q: What happens when the fog disperses in California?
A: UCLA!